DAN SHEARER
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630-988-0030
Where I’ve Learned:
Columbia College Chicago 2011-2015
Second City 2015-2016
Chicago Portfolio School 2018-2019
Where I’ve Earned:
CBS Radio 2013 to 2015
Molson Coors 2020 to 2022
Havas 2022 to present
Dan Shearer (with testimonials)
I’m tenacious.
“I don’t have to worry about you”-My Mom
I’m a concise writer with a comedic bent
“You have the funniest twitter”-My GEN Z Cousin
I have a degree in radio broadcast
“You owe us money, also can you play billie eilish?”-Sallie Mae
I went through the Second City writing program
“You owe us money, funny guy”- Second City
I attended the Chicago Portfolio School
“Insight: You Owe Us Money. Concept: Pay it off in installments”- Sallie Mae
I was an exceptional bartender.
“You’re the worst bartender in this neighborhood”-A man getting cut-off at noon.
Bjork and Nick Cave have touched my writing shoulder
“Hold still for a second”-Bjork
On top of all that, I’m an award-winning copywriter who joined the industry just as global morale plummeted in 2020.